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Where Does An Old Person Get Weed
Think about that for a minute.
Who in the hell is going to sell me a bag a pot? Everybody I knew from years ago is either dead, in a nursing home, or lives in Arizona.
Since I’d much rather smoke pot than drink alcohol when I’m in the mood to alter my personality, I’m screwed. My choice is try and find some and hope I don’t get swindled, beat-up, or arrested or move to one of the states where it’s legal.
Kind of stupid isn’t it? Anyone can sit in a bar and order 25% proof beer but I have to move to either Alaska, Oregon, Washington, California, Nevada, Denver, Maine, Massachusetts or Washington D.C. if I want to smoke a joint. I mention that because the idiotic state I live in, Ohio, recently past House Bill 37, which lifts the alcohol cap off of beer. Brewers can make 20% or higher beer.
If I had one of the new high powered beers, I would have trouble driving home. Two?, forget it, I wouldn’t be able to drive. I wonder if the number of DUI’s will increase in Ohio at the same time alcohol percentage in beer has?
But I have to move to buy a 1/4 oz. legally
Not only do I smoke weed to help with the aches and pains and the deep depression of turning into an old man, I need it for insomnia. If I can smoke a half joint or a bowl or two before bed, I fall asleep in 5 minutes. If I don’t, I toss and turn until three in the morning.
I would join a cooperative, or something like that, for old people, if there were members with connections for pot.
How about it, will anyone sell me a bag of weed?
Overall, pot makes my life more enjoyable
UPDATE: Well, you left me no choice. I actually bought a 1/4 oz. of weed online. It was ordered, paid for and confirmed in fifteen minutes. The weed showed up in my mailbox 7 days later, no shit! It was a little more expensive than purchasing locally but well worth the extra cash.
I didn’t do this before because I didn’t want to go through the crap of learning how to use Bitcoin. The weed guy has a link to a video that takes you through the whole thing. It’s not as bad as I thought it would be. Do it if you want the ease of buying some pot without leaving your house.
I didn’t have to ask anyone
I didn’t have to go meet someone
I didn’t have to pay cash to anyone in person
This is PERFECT!!